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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my mother recently requested that I bring her a cake from Marie Callender’s… with a file in it, I thoroughly explained to her that she cannot leave the nursing home where she now lives, and that is her new permanent address. Apparently it didn’t totally sink in, because I just got a call from the facility, informing me that they caught my mother knitting a ladder. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 10, 2018


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