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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I will continue my boycott of the Winter Olympics, until they accept my idea for a new event called the “dogsled ski jump”. I’m also going to ignore all of the hostile letters I’ve been receiving in regards to my suggestion, from PETA and the AKC.

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 17, 2018


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