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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a Facebook friend that I was really attracted to. I wanted to meet her so bad, that I told her I would fly her out to Las Vegas, which is where I live, and put her in a five star hotel. I informed her that I would literally pay for everything, and just so she would feel comfortable meeting me for the first time, she could bring with her anyone she was really close to, and I’d pay their expenses too. Well, she’s been out here a couple of days… and she brought her husband. I didn’t even know she was married. Anyway, I’ll be glad when they leave. Right now they’re out sightseeing… using my car. What the..

Life through Blake's eyes

• 02/24/2018


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