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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of DREAMers, young illegal immigrants fighting to stay in the country following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Now-retired NBA legend Kobe Bryant said that if he was still playing basketball…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – In announcing the results of a wiretap probe called “Operation High Hopes,” Boston authorities…

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In 1864, some former slaves in Maryland presented Lincoln with a gift of a Bible. According to one report, Lincoln replied: In regard to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 47-year-old professional man who loves children, but never had any of my own. Consequently, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I told my friends that I decided years ago to only date women that are less intelligent than I…

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  Sing to the Lord, all the earth;     proclaim his salvation day after day.   Declare his glory among the nations,     his marvelous…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband is very outgoing. He loves chatting on the phone for hours, and talks with all the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my mother recently requested that I bring her a cake from Marie Callender’s… with a file in it, I…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Andrew Jackson Beard (1849–1921) was an African-American inventor. He was inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in Akron,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An FBI informant involved in the controversial Uranium One deal has told congressional committees…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rankin County, Mississippi – Arlene Viridiana Moya and Trisha Lynne Ibarra were arrested after they carried $10…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A California Democrat who was featured in Time magazine’s Person of the Year…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Jan Ernst Matzeliger (September 15, 1852 – August 24, 1889) was a revolutionary in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Andrea Quintanar and her sister, Emilia, sold 312 boxes of Girl Scout cookies…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) has finally explained to the Congressional Black Caucus,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gangneung, South Korea – The head of North Korea’s most popular female band singer Hyon Song Wol,…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Sarah Boone (1832–1904) was an African American inventor who on April 26, 1892, obtained United States patent rights for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Congressman Luis Gutierrez maintain that President Trump is a racist for wanting to build…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockton, California – A 27 year old mayor wants to pay residents $500 cash per month. Stockton…

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