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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – New York – NBC continues vying for the gold medal in broadcasting blunders during the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea. Most recently, sportscaster Dan Hicks cut away from an alpine skier that was ranked 43rd assuming he’d lose, but instead won the gold. Ski analyst Bode Miller blamed one woman for losing because she got married. NBC Chairman Bob Greenblatt stated that, “We don’t have a problem owning up to our mistakes, and we take full responsibility for our idiotic gaffes. However, this never happened when President Obama was in office, so let’s see if President Trump is man enough to take responsibility for our actions.”

Donald TrumpNBCOlympicsPresident Obama

• February 19, 2018


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