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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A liberal Harvard Law School professor falsely claimed on Twitter that a source for the infamous Trump-Russia dossier was killed when a Russian passenger plane crashed over the weekend. Laurence Tribe alleged that one of the crash’s 71 victims was a man called Sergei Millian, according to The Daily Caller. Tribe, who has taught at Harvard for five decades, claimed Millian “is said to be behind one of the most salacious claims in the dossier on Trump’s involvement with Russia.” Later that same morning, Tribe walked back his claim that Millian was on the flight, tweeting that “So far, the only source confirming that Millian was among the dead is one I can’t vouch for, and it was a mistake for me to assume that when Hillary Clinton called me, she was telling me the truth.”

• February 16, 2018


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