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BREAKING NEWS – Hurricane, Utah – An American flag at a high school in Southwest Utah was found destroyed and replaced with an ISIS flag. An unknown perpetrator had taken down the flag at Hurricane High School, which is in the Washington County School District, and replaced it with “what looked like a flag used by ISIS,” police said. Authorities released a statement saying school employees have replaced the “ISIS flag” with a new American flag. The President of the Mormon Church Russell M. Nelson in Salt Lake City stated, “ISIS is one of the most violent radical organizations on earth, but I still have a certain level of respect for them because they rightfully embrace polygamy.”

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• February 19, 2018


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