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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump on Thursday threatened to pull U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers from California if state officials continue to refuse to assist federal agents in immigration initiatives. “The sanctuary city situation… The protection of these horrible criminals in California, that if we ever pulled our ICE out… in 2 months they’d be begging for us to come back. They would be begging. And you know what? I’m thinking about doing it.” California Congresswoman Maxine Waters commented on the president’s threat by saying, “Trump is not an attorney so he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He constantly alleges that this is a ‘nation of laws’, but I’d like a legal opinion on that!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• 02/23/2018


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