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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a funeral director by trade, but a couple of years ago one of my good friends…

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Life though Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me wanting my advice on a relationship he was involved in. After he told me that he…

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As evening approached, there came a rich man from Arimathea, named Joseph, who had himself become a disciple of Jesus. Going…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – The Vatican has been working to set the record straight on whether Pope…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – Almost a year and a half since losing her bid for president,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – The former president of ESPN said he resigned from the sports network after an…

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But when this priest had offered for all time one sacrifice for sins, he sat down at the right hand of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Puerto Vallarta, Mexico – A New York cult leader who called women his “slaves,” branded them with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – John Paul Stevens, the 97-year-old retired Supreme Court justice, is calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dothan, Alabama – Al Sharpton’s half brother was arrested and charged with capital murder after a 23-year-old…

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TWO DAISIES 

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – A Democratic candidate for a U.S. House seat in North Carolina, is using…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Galen and Carol Haldeman are suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts over an incident…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, California – Officials in California’s Orange County voted to join a lawsuit from the Trump…

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DUSK IN THE SPRING

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy, a Democrat who said he was “thrown under…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pune, India – A 30-year-old woman from Yemen recently had solid food for the first time in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Los Alamitos Mayor Troy Edgar discusses how his city and others are opposing California’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has announced that if President Trump goes through with his plans to…

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