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BREAKING NEWS – Oxford, England – It’s the biggest question in the universe. What happened before the Big Bang? Now world-famous physicist Stephen Hawking says he has an answer. He told physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson that amid the almost infinitely small quantum foam of the singularity before the Big Bang, time existed in a ‘bent’” state. Hawking then stated, “People can believe in God or a supreme being, and that’s fine. But I believe that Mr. Tyson and myself are collectively smarter than any one being in the universe.” After Tyson nodded in agreement, both men became visibly nervous when it immediately began to spontaneously thunder outside, along with violent flashes of lightning.

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• March 6, 2018


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