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BREAKING NEWS- Houston, Texas – The widespread national anthem protests that took the NFL by storm last season will reportedly have an impact on how the Houston Texans pursue free agents. Two NFL agents told the Houston Chronicle that the team is not interested in players who participated in protests during the national anthem. Congresswoman Maxine Waters referred to Houston Texans owner Bob McNair as a racist. “He is a bigot to the highest degree,” stated Waters. “McNair wants the players to respect this pathetic country, by denying them their rights in this great nation! Ok, wait… let me rephrase that, something didn’t sound right.”

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• March 9, 2018


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