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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life though Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me wanting my advice on a relationship he was involved in. After he told me that he was dating a mermaid, for me, it immediately raised a wet flag. Especially when he told me that she could rarely be reached on her shell phone. What theā€¦

Life though Blake's eyes...mermaids

• 03/31/2018


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