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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who suffers from insomnia, that has a unique way of dealing with his infliction. On a sleepless night, he will start calling some of his friends and relatives at around 1 a.m. to tell them about his inability to nod off. He said once he has made about 4 or 5 calls, he starts to get drowsy after people curse him out and angrily hang up. I thought to myself, that’s better than using sleeping pills… as I was getting my phone number changed.

Life through Blake's eyes

• March 3, 2018


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