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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Las Vegas attracts millions of tourists every year from all over the globe. Since I have been living out here, I have been called an “idiot” by people from 41 different countries. I contacted the Guinness World Records headquarters in London to find out if that was some sort of record. The person I spoke to told me that calling them and inquiring about this, was one of the most ridiculous things they had ever heard before in their life. Anyway, right before they hung up the phone, I had to raise the number to 42.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 03/25/2018


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