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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Amboy, California – A self-taught rocket scientist who believes the Earth is flat and wants to run…

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BREAKING NEWS – King County, Washington – A Washington State Department of Natural Resources worker searching for a long-rumored “gingerbread…

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FLOATING ABOVE FLOWERS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am getting married soon. How do I gracefully ask a bridesmaid to step down? She has been…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Las Vegas attracts millions of tourists every year from all over the globe. Since I have been living out here,…

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“Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”  Luke 23:34

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 6 year old niece is a very picky eater. Very picky! About a month from now, my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes

I was told that tiny bugs on dogs actually communicate in the same method as humans, and they can be…

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A GARDEN HOUSE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new column in the New York Times suggests that fines…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wayne, New Jersey – Toys R Us is kicking off clearance sales this month at about 170…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In 2017 the NYPD announced a major milestone, ending the year…

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MIST IN THE DISTANCE

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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – A U.S. Senate candidate in Michigan has proposed a plan to arm homeless people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pahang, Malaysia – A famed ‘snake whisperer’ in Malaysia has died after he was bitten by a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton attempted to explain her comments…

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RED AND BRIGHT PINK TULIPS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Washington D.C. council member Democrat Trayon White alleges that Jews are now controlling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – The suspected serial bomber who killed two people and terrorized Austin, Texas, for three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Three illegal immigrants, who avoided capture after Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf blew the whistle…

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