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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 75-year-old male former teacher and social worker. I stopped dating 30 years ago because the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I love sweaters, and I dreamt that I was standing in…

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Open for me the gates of the righteous; I will enter and give thanks to the Lord. Psalm 118:19

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I need advice on how to deal with a friend/neighbor’s messy, unkempt backyard. We are getting ready to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who suffers from insomnia, that has a unique way of dealing with his infliction….

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Welcome home Billy. I’ve admired your work over the years…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Co-host of “The View” Joy Behar who openly mocked Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Texas university baseball coach reportedly rejected a potential recruit from Colorado last week…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – A California university is offering a class focused solely on the topic of…

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Well done, good and faithful servant.

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legendary singer Barbra Streisand isn’t sold on President Trump’s 2016 election…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A California cafe owner who ran into difficulty trying to renew his business…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – American Airlines has criticized a last-minute deal cut by Mayor Rahm Emanuel to expand…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in March. Birthstone: Aquamarine Zodiac signs: Pisces and Aries

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