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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Are dreamers done giving Dems a pass? The illegal immigrants brought to the U.S. as children – known as Dreamers – say that they have been failed by Democrats who are more interested in blaming President Trump and Republicans than delivering a congressional measure that would protect the young people from deportation as they await a path to legal residency. “They don’t walk their talk,” said Cata Santiago, a 20-year-old Dreamer who was brought to the U.S. from Mexico when she was just 8 years old. “We’re tired of it. We’re tired of believing them when they say ‘It’s the Republicans.’ They make promises when they’re in an election, and when it’s over they’re done and don’t do anything.” Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi wrote a joint letter to Santiago, which read in part, “If you don’t shut your mouth, we’re going to give ICE your address!”

Chuck SchumerDonald TrumpNancy Pelosi

• March 9, 2018


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