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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Judy Garland’s ex-husband Sid Luft’s claims in his posthumous memoir titled “Judy and I: My Life with Judy Garland,” that she was molested by munchkins on ‘The Wizard of Oz’.” “They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported by TheWrap. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small.” He also alleged that the Wicked Witch of the East was also groped and planned to report it, but the munchkins lured her to the spot where Dorothy’s house fell to insure that she was crushed to her death. An unnamed Munchkin stated that they had to kill her, because they didn’t want it to become public that they would inappropriately touch someone that ugly.

Wizard of Oz

• March 13, 2018


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