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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – A man and woman in a New York City suburb were arrested after the woman allegedly dumped a container of popcorn on a 2-year-old sitting in front of them who was talking to her mother during a movie, Nassau County police said. Authorities arrested Keri Karman, 25, and Charles Karman, 61, who were both charged with endangering the welfare of a child in connection with the incident. “The little girl is totally at fault for speaking during the movie, which caused my clients to waste perfectly good popcorn,” explained their attorney Orville Redenbacher.

• 03/07/2018


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