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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, California – A candidate for a district attorney seat in California is taking heat for saying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Quaker who recently testified before Congress, is now being charged with perjury, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfield, Connecticut – A Connecticut university says former news anchor Tom Brokaw has withdrawn as commencement speaker…

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THE TEARS OF CLOUDS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Yesterday I was in a retail store with my service dog. The clerk asked me what kind of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While watching tv, I have noticed that the most popular commercials always have smooth jazz being played in the background….

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ROYALTY IN BETWEEN ROBBERS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 71-year-old woman living with my 49-year-old single daughter in her house. She works during the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin who lives down south, wrote a letter to PETA, informing them that he has an AK-47, and he…

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POUTING ON A RAINY DAY

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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – A jury has found Bill Cosby guilty of drugging and sexually assaulting a woman…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legendary NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw allegedly made unwanted sexual advances…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A self-described “real Indian” who is running against Mass. Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced CBS anchor Charlie Rose is being slated to star in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Students at the University of Utah will have the opportunity to relieve…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chance the Rapper chimed in on social media Wednesday amid fellow artist Kanye West’s…

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Art by Mike Barr  (4 of 5)

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BREAKING NEWS – Olympia, Washington – After a lengthy trial, Little Red Riding Hood has been acquitted of paying a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump executed an Executive Order proclaiming April 2018 as Second Chance Month.  In…

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