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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s Chuck Todd has been slammed online after he took to Twitter to offer his thoughts about Good Friday. The “Meet the Press” host said that he was a “a bit hokey” about the religious occasion. “I don’t mean disrespect to the religious aspect of the day, but I love the idea of reminding folks that any day can become “good,” all it takes is a little selflessness on our own part,” he wrote. “Works EVERY time.” He went on to say, “Jesus was a good man as I understand. However he made a mistake when he didn’t immediate seek legal counsel when he got arrested. Had he thought it out, he could’ve gotten off with just probation or possibly a small fine. Oh well, nobody’s perfect.”

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• 04/02/2018


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