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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A unnamed man has been arrested for stealing women’s nylons from laundromats, before they were washed clean. The district attorney alleged that he would regularly follow the women into a laundromat, and remove the hosiery within a few minutes of them being placed in a washing machine. He is currently being charged with stinking stocking stalking.

• 04/02/2018


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