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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces that she has more proof that President Trump is a racist based on the past Easter. “This man continues to show his bigotry, and his inaction last Sunday proves it,” she began. “On Thanksgiving, he pardoned a turkey, which is a holiday created by white pilgrims after they crossed the ocean to the United States, sailing from Australia in 1920. But Trump’s first Easter in the ‘Caucasian House’, he didn’t pardon any chocolate bunnies, further publicly confirming his hostility toward blacks. What else needs to be said? Impeach 45!

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• 04/04/2018


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