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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced that the U.S. will secure the southern border with the military until a wall can be built, calling the move a “big step.” A White House official revealed later that the plan considered by Trump would be a “substantial” mobilization of the National Guard. “Until we can have a wall and proper security, we’re going to be guarding our border with the military,” he said. “That’s a big step, we really haven’t done that before, or certainly not very much before.” Vicente Fox who is the former president of Mexico was outraged at Trump’s plan. “Who does he think he is?” Fox angrily began. “He was never in the military, so what right does he have to order the military around? That has to be against the law in America! More than likely, he’s blackmailing the Pentagon into following his instructions, because why else would they obey? And if the National Guard makes any attempt to prevent the approaching caravan of Hispanics from peacefully entering the United States illegally, every one of those soldiers should be arrested and thrown into a prison in Central or South America.”

Donald TrumpPentagonVicente Fox

• 04/04/2018


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