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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of animals at the National Zoo in the nation’s capitol, signed a petition in regards to “human privilege”. An attorney for PETA announced that they are going to court demanding the immediate release of all the animals, alleging that before they were “locked up” in zoos, they were not read their rights, given access to legal counsel, and they were denied a bail hearing.

PETA

• April 6, 2018


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