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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, California – A Northern California sheriff’s deputy has been arrested for allegedly having “unlawful sex” with two women who were county inmates, police said. The Contra Costa County Sheriff’s office launched its investigation after receiving information that Deputy Sheriff Patrick Morseman, 26, had reportedly engaged in “unlawful sex acts with two female county inmates committed by Morseman at the West County Detention Facility”. The deputy sheriff’s attorney stated that he was innocent because he didn’t force his way into the women’s cells, he was “invited”, and that he “kept them handcuffed during the act”, to reduce their opportunity to escape, just in case he was being lured into a trap.

• April 9, 2018


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