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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While appearing on MSNBC, former Mexican President Vicente Fox addressed American farmers, telling them that by President Trump criticizing NAFTA, it is leading Mexico to look elsewhere for markets from which to buy crops. According to a Reuters report, Mexico imported exponentially more corn from Brazil than average in 2017, due in part to concern over the future of the North American Free Trade Agreement. He then threatened to encourage drug cartels to raise their prices, specifically on heroine and cocaine. “At the rate he’s going, I would be surprised if a single dope addict voted for him in 2016. Or even worse, I oughta wait until the wall is completely built, and then encourage the drug cartels to cut off the USA, making Trump look like a fool!”

Donald TrumpMSNBCVicente Fox

• April 9, 2018


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