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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – The caravan of roughly 1,000 Central Americans moving toward the United States appeared to be splintering into smaller groups as of Wednesday, after drawing the ire of President Trump and capturing the attention of the nation. The large group has been camped out in the town of Matias Romero in the southern part of Mexico since the weekend, after starting a trek from the Guatemala-Mexico border on March 25. It reached a peak of about 1,500 but a spokesperson for the advocacy group Pueblo Sin Fronteras – which organized the caravan and sought to draw attention to the rights of migrants – told Reuters that many people had broken off and were continuing the route on their own. DNC Chair Tom Perez announced that he is going to have hundreds of  Uber drivers waiting for the people that can make it to the border, along with water, food, and voter registration forms.

Donald TrumpTom Perez

• 04/10/2018


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