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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg said he doesn’t care who criticizes him for using a booster as he testified before Congress. “They can say what they want, but I earned it,” he explained. “Before I testified, both of my parents promised that they would buy me one, if I ate all of my vegetables for dinner, and didn’t wet the bed for an entire week.”

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• 04/12/2018


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