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BREAKING NEWS – Idaho Falls, Idaho – A gaggle of geese was found dead in a parking lot in Idaho Falls, Idaho, in what wildlife officials are calling a “freak accident.” The 51 birds were clumped together, soaking wet, as golf ball-sized hail rained down on them during a thunderstorm. But it’s not the hail that killed the birds as they migrated north, officials with the Idaho Department of Fish and Game (IDFG) said — it’s most likely lightning that caused them to fall from the sky. “I don’t think it was the hail or wind,” James Brower, regional volunteer services coordinator with IDFG, told Fox News. When the officer arrived nothing was moving or twitching. “The geese should’ve known better than to fly here,” explained Brower. “Now those stupid birds know why this city got the name ‘Idaho Falls.'”

Fox News

• April 13, 2018


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