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BREAKING NEWS – Olympia, Washington – After a lengthy trial, Little Red Riding Hood has been acquitted of paying a wolf to viciously assault three girls that were constantly bullying her. Her defense attorney stated that the wolf was never located and questioned, and, “The description of the wolf that the severely injured girls gave was too vague, only describing it as being “big and bad.’”

• 04/25/2018


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