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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Students at the University of Utah will have the opportunity to relieve stress during finals week by locking themselves in the school’s Cry Closet for a short period of time. The small room in the middle of the Marriott Library on the Salt Lake City campus features a narrow door with dark lining, a plush floor, and stuffed animals inside. The president of the university Ruth Watkins, said they will also allow male and female students to enter the Cry Closet simultaneously, because the school decided to add to their budget, contraceptives. 

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• April 26, 2018


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