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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I embarrassed myself by challenging the pastor of my church. I told him that he had it wrong when he said the Apostle Paul was imprisoned by a Negro, when what my pastor actually said, was Nero. I made a similar mistake last year, when I told him that Goodyear did not exist in biblical times, so he was wrong when he stated that Jonah was swallowed by a wheel. (Is it my fault that the acoustics in the back of the church are terrible?)

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• 04/08/2018


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