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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of democrats seeking office in November for governor, senator, congressman, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Thousands of Google staff have been speaking out against the company’s work for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) is urging Democrats to go to the polls, and made…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tom Brady found himself unwittingly pulled into another Trump controversy as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The low-cost carrier Allegiant Air is under fire following a “60 Minutes” investigation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Bragg, North Carolina – A decorated Army chaplain is facing what his attorneys are calling a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams, the former host “NBC Nightly News” and now host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The start to the end of the world is nigh, according to doomsday writer…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Symone Sanders, a CNN political commentator and former press secretary for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sterling, Virginia – In his first interview since being fired, former FBI Director James Comey described President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Toxic lead was found in tap water drawn from nearly 70% of 2,797 homes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday that President Trump’s assertion that millions of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, At an amusement park recently, I was unable to win the woman I’m dating the oversized stuffed giraffe…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my closest friends is Hispanic, and last week he ignored my warning and bought a bathroom scale from…

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An honest witness tells the truth,     but a false witness tells lies. The words of the reckless pierce like swords,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a woman and have a problem: I don’t have a mouth filter and haven’t since childhood….

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