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A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my closest friends is Hispanic, and last week he ignored my warning and bought a bathroom scale from a company that often sells defective products. After he took it out of the box and I stood on it, I looked down and saw it was not functioning. Unfortunately I had to say to him, “No weigh Jose.”

Life through Blake's eyes

• 04/15/2018


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