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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – While delivering the 2018 commencement address at Yale, Hillary Clinton admitted that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A member of the notorious MS-13 street gang known as “Animal,” who admitted to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Syracuse, New York – A 30-year-old man who was ordered by a judge to vacate his parents’…

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San Jose, which was considered the “holy grail of shipwrecks,” and went down June 8, 1708, has been located. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now introducing legislation that she says will benefit poor voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Ana, California – California might become the first state in the U.S. to offer health care…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – A Florida man was arrested after police said he climbed a piece of…

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THE LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – A city councilwoman is receiving backlash after she compared police officers to terrorists…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Rome – Pope Francis I has announced that he would elevate 14 Roman Catholic prelates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Timmonsville. South Carolina – A South Carolina NAACP chapter president who says he was racially profiled during…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Our boy-and-girl twins are celebrating another birthday soon. They will be 5 and want a joint party. They…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a dream last night that I was attending a baseball game in New York with some friends. While…

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The Sudarium of Oviedo, or Shroud of Oviedo, is a bloodstained piece of cloth measuring (33 x 21 inches) kept…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I can’t drive. It’s not because I don’t want to, but whenever I sit behind the wheel, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On the National Geographic Channel, I recently saw a bird of prey hovering above some ice, apparently looking for something….

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THE PREAKNESS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated that President Trump should not have moved the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A passenger on an Alaska Airlines flight 107 (Anchorage to Seattle), was tackled by…

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