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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – A bumbling Long Island liquor-store thief who got caught stuffing bottles of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW), are now saying that the word “popcorn” is…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN.) is boycotting the upcoming NFL season over the league’s…

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CANNON BEACH

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC provided viewers with one of the most tone-deaf moments in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockton, California – Mayor Michael Tubbs is about to pay $1,000 a month to residents deemed most…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Trump tweeted in defense of the Chicago police, saying they had “every right…

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THREE FRIENDS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on his way to court, Harvey Weinstein is seen carrying…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – A Louisiana-based televangelist Jesse Duplantis, is asking his followers to donate money for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – The USS Arizona Memorial which was sunk by Japanese airplanes December 7, 1941 at…

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Just stick with me babe, because in 20 years…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irvine, California – The Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) is now alleging that Area 51 in Nevada has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein was charged with rape, criminal sex…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s motorcade may not be as indestructible as President…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have the sweetest boyfriend. He’s 70. I’m a widow and have been with him for two years….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine works at a fabric shop, owned by her family for generations. She often puts…

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“This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.” …

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a pet peeve with my husband’s family and am wondering if I am wrong. My in-laws…

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