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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A Seattle man who recently sought to end his monthly donation to a Hillary Clinton nonprofit group ran into a small roadblock: There was no way to cancel his contribution, according to a report. Corey Koscielniak, 29, wanted to stop his $10.48 recurring tithe to Onward Together, the politician action organization Clinton formed after her 2016 election defeat, because the group disclosed little information on how it spent the money, he told the Seattle Times. She personally contacted the man and told him that the demand for her as a conference speaker is way down, so not only can he not stop donating, she wants it increased dramatically. “I lost the election because of people like you,” Koscielniak said she screamed at him. “And if you try to cut me off now, I’ll add your name to my long list of excuses on why I didn’t win in 2016!”

Hillary Clinton

• 05/01/2018


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