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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – Camille Cosby has broken her silence a week after her husband Bill Cosby was found guilty of sexually assaulting a woman in a verdict that could send him to jail for the rest of his life. In a lengthy statement Camille Cosby, who has stood by the comedian’s side as more than 60 women accused him of sexual misconduct, called for a criminal investigation into the suburban Philadelphia prosecutor behind his sexual assault conviction. She called the case “mob justice, not real justice” and “tragedy” that must be undone. She also called Andrea Constand, her husband’s accuser, a liar. She concluded by saying, “I have known my husband for over a half a century. He’s a sensitive and compassionate man, and he would never do anything inappropriate to his mistresses after the drugs he slipped them caused them to fade into unconsciousness.”

Bill Cosby

• 05/04/2018


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