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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Police are asking anyone who found loose money on an Indiana highway westbound I-70 to return it. People in the area rushed to the scene to stuff their pockets with cash, Fox 59 reported, citing police. Indiana State Police Cpl. Brock McCooe likened the scene to a movie, “where you have bills, loose bills, flying all over the interstate, vehicles stopping, people getting out of their cars.” Police said they were looking for a school bus driver who allegedly grabbed a handful of cash before taking off, as well as four individuals in a white pickup truck who allegedly took an entire bag of money. Indiana State Police estimated that up to $600,000 had fallen out of the truck. The Brinks drivers said they do not know if the back door had opened from a malfunction or human error. Congresswoman Maxine Waters weighed in on the incident. “Indiana backed Donald Trump, so I’m not surprised at the actions of those thieves. If the money had fallen out of a Brink’s truck in Los Angeles, the citizens would have gleefully picked it up and returned every dollar, because honesty and integrity is highly valued in California. Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• 05/04/2018


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