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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Controversial filmmaker and vocal Trump critic Michael Moore, took to Twitter to extend enthusiastic birthday wishes to Karl Marx, the German philosopher, economist, historian, journalist and revolutionary who published “The Communist Manifesto” in 1848. Moore went on to compare Marx to Jesus Christ. “Marx was more influential because he wrote stuff down. Jesus didn’t pen anything, which is one of several mistakes he probably regrets. But I do admire him for only being a self-employed carpenter, because it proves his hatred for big business.”

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• 05/07/2018


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