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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – A bombshell exposé published reveals a long list of damaging accusations against the powerful Democratic N.Y. Attorney General Eric Schneiderman, including hitting and choking women and abusing prescription drugs. He has now resigned. The allegations were revealed in a wide-ranging New Yorker piece, co-written by Ronan Farrow. Schneiderman, long a pillar of New York’s Democratic establishment, has cast himself as a supporter of the #MeToo movement. The accusations included hitting and choking women. Schneiderman defended himself at a press conference and stated, “Unlike Bill Cosby, I only abused prescription drugs, and I never gave them to any woman. And unlike Harvey Weinstein, I never sexually harassed any women, I would only beat them up.”

Bill CosbyHarvey Weinstein

• 05/08/2018


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