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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – Former New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman who resigned after four women accused him of physical violence, said he is not a racist. His former girlfriend Sri Lankan said he referred to her as his “brown slave” and wanted her to refer to him as “Master.” Schneiderman later apologized for calling her a “brown slave” and said he meant to say to Lankan, “You are a person of color, that’s also my unpaid servant.” He also admitted that in his office he has a confederate flag, surrounded by pictures of Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis, and he refuses to wear any shirts that aren’t made of 100% cotton.

• 05/10/2018


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