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BREAKING NEWS – Michigan City, Indiana – An Indiana woman who injected her husband with a lethal dose of heroin before smothering him with a pillow may be responsible for nine other deaths — and is suspected of serving her lover’s remains to unsuspecting neighbors at a barbecue. Kelly M. Cochran, 34, was sentenced to 65 years in prison last month after admitting to killing her husband, Jason Cochran; but she was already serving a life sentence for killing and dismembering another lover, Chris Regan, who vanished in 2014. She then admitted that Chris was not the first man in her life that she did this to. She said in a written confession, “I had my choice of doing this to many men. My first victim a long time ago, happened after I heard about an outdoor barbecue, and then I decided to pick Nick.”

• 05/14/2018


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