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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – Disney announces that Ms. Marvel movie, featuring a Muslim superhero, “definitely sort of in the works”. President of Marvel Kevin Feige spoke to the BBC about the Muslim-American character, which is due to come out in March 2019. “She will definitely have super powers,” explained Feige. “Her main enemies will be Jews, Christians, and anyone that condones the U.S. Embassy being moved from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.”

Disney

• 05/15/2018


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