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BREAKING NEWS – Melbourne, Australia – When being interviewed in the land down under, Hillary Clinton said if she were president, she would not have moved the U.S. Embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv. When asked in 1995 why did Bill Clinton promise to move it in the first place, she responded, “It’s Monica Lewinsky’s fault, because she had him extremely disoriented during their affair, causing him not to think with a clear head. I know that’s true, because many of the interns he was sleeping with during that time, said they also noticed some unacceptable changes in his behavior.”

Bill ClintonHillary Clinton

• 05/16/2018


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