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BREAKING NEWS – Cannes, France – Director Spike Lee railed against President Donald Trump in an expletive-laced monologue following the debut of his new film “BlacKkKlansman” at the Cannes Film Festival. “I have not created a decent movie in decades, and it’s Donald Trump’s fault,” the director stated. “When President Obama was in office, all of my films were successful. And if anyone questions my math in regarding what I just said, if you’re white you’re a racist, and if you’re black, then you’re a self-hating ‘Uncle Tom’ being controlled by republicans!”

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• 05/16/2018


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