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BREAKING NEWS – South Orange, New Jersey – A New Jersey board of education member is facing a call to resign after video surfaced purportedly showing her trying to “manipulate” a police officer by exercising “civic privilege” after she was pulled over for speeding. The woman in the dash-cam video, who identifies herself as Stephanie Lawson-Muhammad, a South Orange and Maplewood Board of Education member, also is heard telling one of the town’s officers that she is “scared of cops because you guys hurt black people,” before calling the cop’s boss a “skinhead.” “Under no circumstances is this behavior, from a public servant no less, acceptable,” Walter Fields who is black and the chairman of the SOMA Black Parents Workshop, wrote in a letter to the board’s president. “Ms. Lawson-Muhammad must resign her position.” Lawson-Muhammad responded to the letter by saying, “The whole incident was the policeman’s fault, because he wasn’t able to tell me how fast I was going, in kilometers. This proves that not only was that cop an Islamaphobic, but he doesn’t know the metric system.”

• 05/17/2018


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