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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – The USS Arizona Memorial which was sunk by Japanese airplanes December 7, 1941 at Pearl Harbor in Honolulu, will remain closed indefinitely, officials said. The doors were shut after the ACLU sued the historic landmark, alleging that the tourist attraction is anti-Asian.

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• May 29, 2018


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