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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on his way to court, Harvey Weinstein is seen carrying three books. According to witnesses who stood near the embattled movie producer, one of them  is “Something Wonderful: Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Broadway Revolution” by Todd S. Purdum. The second book is a biography of Elia Kazan, the Greek-American filmmaker, and the third book is called “How Men Can Avoid Getting Beat Up Daily In Prison, After Becoming A Dedicated Wife”.

Harvey Weinstein

• May 29, 2018


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