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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW), are now saying that the word “popcorn” is sexist because it mentions the father and not the mother. They are currently demanding that the manufacturers of the popular snack rename it “momcorn”, or make it gender neutral by calling it “exploding kernels sold in theaters at ridiculous prices, to people that aren’t smart enough to know to eat before going to the movies”.

National Organization of WomenNOW

• May 31, 2018


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